Oh Cromians! We are worthy in battle, we are joyous in freedom, and most of all, we are thankful to BE!

Because of this life of freedom and wildness we choose, we are often hunted, attacked, slandered, and otherwise hated by those who are not like us.

Let us learn from Wolf. The Lord and Lady take pleasure in Wolf -- which gives us pleasure, for surely if the Lord and Lady, the two who are one and the Creator of all, only wanted dogs, we would only have dogs, but the Creator, who indeed works in mysterious ways, wants both dogs and wolves.

By Crom! The wolf rules of life shall be our own:

1.) Eat
2.) Rest
3.) Rove in Between
4.) Render loyalty
5.) Love the Children
6.) Cavil in moonlight
7.) Tune your ears
8.) Attend to the bones
9.) Make love
10.) {Most importantly} - Howl Often

Dare you not realize Crom IS God, Crom is Life, Crom is Myth, Crom is reality, Crom and his Lady are the Dance of Life and Death, Yin and Yang, of Creation itself!!

CROM! CROM! CROM! CROM! CROM! CROM! CROM!

Crom, as male principle of the universe embodied has many wily disguises. Some say he is the Divine Warrior, some the Divine Agrarian, some the Sun himself! Yet you two unbelievers must first know Crom in the way you know him already,Crom, the Preocuppied.

For in the beginning when Crom joined with Goddess and she gave birth to all life, even then Crom lost interest quickly and moved on to other projects. Asking for miracles of proof? Do not be as foolish as the heretical infidels, Crom is too busy to bother with miracles for his little thinking apes. Crom the Preoccupied also known as "The God who doesn't give a shit" will hide himself and his powers from those who mock his ways yet themselves do appreciate the workings of his creation.

CROM! CROM! CROM! CROM! CROM! CROM! CROM!