Deerslayer's Top Ten List

 

Simple rules to follow (and still get that deer):

#10. Act like a beginner - bring NO Equipment of your own.

# 9. Promote the perpetual rut by having a "babe" camp out at the bait pile year 'round.

# 8. Buy and bring the cheapest beer you can find (drink everyone else's)

# 7. Set the thermostat in your blind to 65 degrees F

# 6. Head back to camp for a flashlight, while your someone else guts your kill

# 5. Bring extra food for the camp's mice; then burn hickory logs for "Mouse BBQ night."

# 4. Stop using rubber bullets.

# 3. Wear the same underwear 4 days in a row. It'll mask your body odor.

# 2. Two words: Sleep late!!

# 1. Increase your odds by drinking enough beer (More images to shoot at!!)

 

 

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